Conversation 1:
(Husband flicks bathroom light off and on while I’m in there.)
[him] “That was pretty dark, eh?”
[me] “Uh, yea?”
(Husband flicks the light off and on again.)
[him] “Still dark eh?”
[me] “Is this foreplay?”
[him] “If it counts, game on!”
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Conversation #2:
[him] “I can’t wait to stick it in ya.”
[me] “Seriously? Are you really saying that to me? That you ‘can’t wait
to stick it in you’?”
[him] “YA, not YOU, YA. I can’t wait to stick it in YA.”
[me] “Right, cuz that makes me so much hotter than when I thought
you said YOU.”
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Conversation #3:
[me] “Wanna do some pre-doing it doing it? You can empty your junk in
my trunk?”
[him, sighing] “Is THIS foreplay?”
[me] “Yes, mark it in the calendar – I initiated this round.”